Here at Brutus Hockey, we like to provide objective, balanced analysis. That’s why I’ve given it a couple days to approach this issue. No need to fret though, as Crusader…

That MARK BOROWIECKI guy’s pretty good. Some advanced stats for your consideration: 3.0 Relative Corsi .931 on-ice sv% 26.6 PK Relative Corsi He’s good! He also looks like those big fuckin…

Look, I didn’t WANT to put Ray Emery on a dick list, I actually kinda like the guy. But there is no list of dicks in the world that can’t…

  hahahahahahahaahaha oh my god. oh my god.   Dear god just join a pseudo-grungy rock band already man. This guy winning a stanley cup proves to us all that the…

hahahahaahahahaahaha Craig Anderson! 1st star! To be honest I wasn’t really paying attention to the game, but I did watch the shootout, and he sucked. I mean Sidney Crosby? Five-hole?…

Is Wade Redden perfect? No. Does Wade Redden have his vices? Yes. Has anyone ever seen Wade Redden in the same room as Ryan Reynolds at the same time? Seems…

Truly a great day for the proletariat as the Bourgeoisie has decided it economically prudent to grace us with 48 bountiful hockey games for our collective consumption! Let us all give…

Hey guys, sorry I’m slacking. Between the prospect of NHL hockey being back, the Petes being on a winning streak, and the work I’ve been doing with Hockey Prospectus I’ve…

Since the Sens foundation the team’s faced a lot of adversity. Okay, not like, Congolese child soldier adversity, but still. Shitty arena’s, bankruptcy, asshole Russian turtleneck wearing dicks (and their…

I heard Bingo’s been doing good! That’s cool I guess. Whatever. Does Ben Blood still play for them?